Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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