Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We talked him into tasing himself.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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