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just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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