Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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