This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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