He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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