yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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