I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
