He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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