I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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