You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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