There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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