how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
