if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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