I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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