I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
