in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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