i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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