Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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