dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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