I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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