He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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