seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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