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I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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