we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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