at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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