I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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