I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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