Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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