Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
please don't ironically join a cult
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