I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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