so explain again why im purple
no
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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