I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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