Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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