Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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