i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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