just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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