Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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