i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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