but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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