also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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