My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
and i looked up. we had an audience...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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