dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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