She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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