Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
