My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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