Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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