maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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