i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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