id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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