I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
