Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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